Oh, man! The Huffington Post has a poll today asking “Who’s the hottest congressional freshman?” But can you believe this: Not ONE of our three handsome and charming freshmen made the list. What were you THINKING, HuffPo?
Glenn Nye from Virginia? That guy needs a suntan and a decent haircut.
Jim Himes of Connecticut? He looks more like a middle school volleyball coach than a Cosmopolitan centerfold!
Jared Polis? He’s no Jared Leto.
Seriously, HuffPo, can you honestly tell us not one of these guys is worth including in your stupid poll?

Heinrich has a piercing stare!

Lujan has the eyes of a doe, the glossy hair of Clark Gable. And he's SINGLE!

How cute is this guy?! I want to bring him home to meet my mom. (And date her!)