Brigette RussellIn May, U.S. Sen. Jeff Bingaman, D-N.M., introduced the Obesity Prevention, Treatment and Research Act of 2009 to help address what Bingaman at his Web site refers to as the obesity epidemic.   It appears that the bill is now dead in committee, but because obesity will still be a problem next year, and Bingaman or someone else is likely to introduce legislation to address it, it is worth talking about.

Bingaman’s bill would have created a United States Council on Overweight and Obesity Prevention (USCO-OP), provided grants to schools, state and local governments to provide nutritional counseling, expanded Medicare to provide nutritional counseling, increased funding to the Department of Agriculture’s Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Program aimed at providing low-income children with access to healthier food at school, and reformed federal oversight of and beverage labeling with the aim of improving the transparency of” (i.e., making even more complicated than they already are) those labels.

Call me cynical, but do we really need more “transparent” labels to tell us that Fruit Loops are going to make us fat but broccoli isn’t?

By now, don’t we all know that a salad with grilled chicken is a better lunch option than a Whopper and fries?  Nutritional counseling will teach people the incredibly important and difficult to comprehend concept that blueberries are good, while blueberry flavored Hostess pies are bad, but it can’t make them go into the grocery store, buy the berries, wash them and eat them when they really just want to run into the mini-mart while their gas is pumping and grab that pie.

The truth is, being thin in America today takes self-discipline.  Throughout most of human history, most people had to try pretty hard to get enough calories to allow them to do the demanding physical labor that mere survival required.  Today, most of us do not work jobs that burn a lot of calories a day, and the struggle isn’t to eat enough to survive, but rather to pass up eating the abundant and delicious things we want but shouldn’t have, and to engage in pointless activity to burn up all those useless calories.

Being poor in 21-st century America doesn’t mean not having enough to eat, but often it means being part of a culture where fattening, processed foods are not only relatively cheap and convenient, but socially acceptable.  It also means having the kind of job that often isn’t all that rewarding, and you really just need to unwind after work instead of stopping at Whole Foods and whipping yourself up a nice tofu stir-fry.

This, perhaps, is what Bingaman really wants the USCO-OP to change.  Because let’s be honest:  poor people know that green chile cheeseburgers will make them fatter than steamed salmon will, and they know that doing an hour of exercise will make them fitter than watching an hour of television.  They know these things, but often they’ve had a long, hard day at work and they’re tired and hungry and just want to be left alone with their remote control and their burger and their Dr. Pepper.

The one part of Bingaman’s plan that I think might be worth the expenditure is the provision to ensure low-income children access to healthier food at schools.  In fact, I don’t think schools should make unhealthy food available to students at all. If it costs more to put milk and apples instead of Coke and potato chips in public school vending machines, I would say that’s money well spent.  If parents want to feed their kids unhealthy, fattening food at home, that’s their business, but I don’t think it should be readily available to all of our children at school.

I’d be thrilled if the government — federal, state or local, take your pick — could take action that really would make obese people thin and healthy.  I’m fiscally conservative, but much of the reason I am is that so many government programs don’t actually deliver on what they promise.

If governmental “wars on poverty” really did bring an end to poverty, I’d be all for them.  I don’t want people to be poor any more than I want them to be fat.  I’d like all of us to be as rich and thin as we wanted, but I just don’t have a lot of faith that a fatter government is going to make thinner citizens.