The Prophet Yahweh, as we noted in a previous post, had hoped to summon UFOs for Obama on Halloween. Their purpose was to tell the world that a vote for John McCain over Barack Obama was a vote for war, pestilence and general havoc.

Alas, the hopes of Yahweh, the Las Vegas, Nev., director of the UFO Summoning School and who’s also been known to go through this life as Ramon Watkins, were dashed by computer problems that took him past the point of arrival to fix.Today was the time to go live with my UFO summonings.

A few hours before it was to happen, I noticed that the audio to the encoder did not work anymore.

A little later, the encoder would not work right.

After this, my keyboard seemed to not work right for a short while.

Then, I found a piece of software, on my computer that was causing the problems.

I manually removed it, but not before the damage was done.

Now, I must take at least one of my computers to a repair shop to have it fixed.

I will be there when they open.

In his initial prediction, Yahweh said the UFOs would carry “super-human black men” and, hedging his bets, said that if they didn’t come on Oct. 31, they’d arrive on Nov. 11. And, banking on that, he wrote on Monday:

I have 9 days left, now watch what holy YAHWEH does through me.

On a side note, the Presidential UFO Web site summed up the major candidates’ views on all things alien during the primary. McCain was given a B on UFO aptitude and was quoted as having said:

“It is always of great interest to me. It is always of great interest.” He then went on to state that there were a series of lights spotted over Phoenix and that “those have never been fully explained.”

As for Obama, the site gave him a C for having said of his belief in other worlds during a Democratic debate:

“You know, I don’t know, and I don’t presume to know. What I know is there is life here on Earth — and — and that we’re not attending to life here on Earth. We’re not taking care of kids who are alive and, unfortunately, are not getting health care. We’re not taking care of senior citizens who are alive and are seeing their heating prices go up. So as president, those are the people I will be attending to first. There may be some other folks on their way.”